HOBO ON A FREIGHT TRAIN TO HEAVEN - Weideman

1. Even holy man say
   The world's in decay
   There's a moral depression at hand
   Maybe I'm as depressed
   As all of the rest
   But I'm doing the best that I can

2. And if reaching repentance
   And pass'n 'down sentence
   Before my defense can reply
   And I'm struck from her list
   Of those who are blessed
   With a ticket to heaven on high

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    And I'm hobo on a freight train to heaven
    And I ain't got a ticket I'm just stealing a ride
    I'm not welcome aboard the train to the Lord
    But I bet he'll be glad that I'll try

3. And I'll double to dare
   Him to show me just where
   The proof is that I've gone astray
   All the wild oats I've sown
   And the women I've known
   I've loved in a most heavenly way

4. I've harbored affection
   For the wondrous selection
   Of the things of which I'm not ashamed
   So when Gabriel cuts loose
   I just hop that caboose
   And I'll ride that glory bound train

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